TRANSMETROPOLITAN
Warren Ellis, Darick Robertson & Rodney Ramos
DC/Vertigo Comics

Transmetropolitan is the story of outlaw journalist Spider Jerusalem, a filthy, cynical, mercurial writer who is drawn back to his old home, The City (it gets no more specific than that), to fulfill a book contract. Needing a place to stay, and money for his many and terrible drugs, Jerusalem signs on with The Word, a great transmetropolitan newspaper, as an op-ed columnist.

Week after week, Spider Jerusalem spits out column after bilious column, raging against civic apathy, social brutality, and the Cruelty of Women, until he is forced to confront The Beast: a sweaty, selfish, syphilitic man that some call Mister President. A man now standing for re-reelection.

The only real threat to The Beast is a man whom Jerusalem christens The Smiler. Senator Gary Callahan shakes all the right hands, kisses the appropriate number of babies, and has a staff of impeccable quality to back him up.  Unfortunately, as Spider Jerusalem soon discovers, The Smiler also has a number of Very Important Screws missing.

Less a reformer than a reviler, The Smiler soon proves himself to be the greater of two evils, and only Spider Jerusalem (with the help of his Filthy Assistants) has the freedom, and the ability, to wipe The Smiler off the face of The City.

Transmetropolitan is street-level science fiction at its absolute best. As much a travelogue from an unspecified future as a piece of social satire, or a treatise on what it means To Write, Transmet both reflects our modern times and looks to the future with a slightly tremulous eye.

Ellis crafts a story that is both smart and affecting. Often self-righteous, but always compelling, Spider Jerusalem is one of the most vividly realised characters in modern comics. Iconic and powerful, Jerusalem is part Hunter S. Thompson, part Bill Hicks, a whirling dervish of crusty disappointment. Veering from frothing hyperbole to gentle plaintiveness, Ellis' scripts are superb, and his dialogue sharp.

The central theme of Transmetropolitan is that Truth = Good, and notTruth = Bad. It’s a simple theme, but a timeless one. The Smiler is a bit of a cartoon villain, perhaps: he’s a monomaniac who only wants to be in charge so that he can really mess things up. Transmetropolitan reminds us to Watch People In Power, for they may be Bastards.

Darick Robertson and Rodney Ramos provide an all-too-real backdrop for Jerusalem and his adventures. Crowded and cosmopolitan, The City is unlike any you may have seen before: a bag lady beauty queen, it’s seamy, shitty and feels genuinely lived in. The background characters range from ordinary kids to transgenomic dolphingirls and clouds of sentient Mexican dust. No two people look exactly alike. To the artists' credit, it all fits together seamlessly. Jerusalem himself is a scrawny, hairless, heavily tattooed street preacher (imagine getting Patrick Stewart drunk, spitting bleach in his eyes, kicking him up the arse and throwing him at Edinburgh), and even he manages to stand out from the crowd. As with the writing, there is both terrible beauty and familiar ugliness in the world of Transmetropolitan

While the main story is engrossing, to say the least, some of the more memorable moments of the series come in the form of short stories – illustrated columns, really – that consist of Spider Jerusalem telling us a story, or taking us on a journey. Ellis and Robertson open up the emotional floodgates on these stories of cryogenic preservation, child exploitation and lonely Christmases. The story of Mary the photographer might have been enough for a short film award alone, had it been made that way.

Transmetropolitan is collected in eleven paperbacks (the ten volumes collecting the main story, plus Tales of Human Waste, a collection of specially written and illustrated column extracts) and is a powerful, funny, thought-provoking and above all, involving series; a genuine comic book cornucopia.

Transcending genre, and trashing expectations of the medium, Transmetropolitan is about as fine a comic as you would ever want to read.

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Review Text (C) Matthew Craig

Originally published in the pop culture magazine Robot Fist